Louis CK on gay marriage
Dylan Moran (via confsuion)
walking in late for class
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
Especially if u live in LA County where almost 300 previously-fired-from-other-departments cops were hired who have backgrounds of sexual assault, child molestation, known incidents with prostitutes, and that guy who was hired as a jailer after having been fired from being a jailer cuz he was overly aggressive with inmates, took bribes, and groped a 14 yr old girl.